FAQ

  • How should I contact you to book a date?

    For the smoothest possible booking process, please use the contact form on this site. This gives me all the information I need to know if our schedules align, making it quick and simple to start planning our date. If you prefer to get in touch via Telegram, Whatsapp, or Signal be sure to include the same information requested on the contact form so your request is taken seriously.

    I aim to reply to enquiries within 6 hours during business hours, so check your spam and follow up if you don’t hear back. I don’t take bookings via phone call, text, Twitter DM, voicemail, fax, or passenger pigeon.

  • How soon are you available? Are you available right now?

    While I am sometimes available on the same day, advance booking is preferred and ensures the best experience. I’m an obsessive planner with a Gcal addiction, so few things are more attractive to me than decisiveness and organisation. If we’ve met before, I am more flexible with same-day dates.

    If incall dates are listed, that does not mean I am only available on those days.

  • Where are you based? Are you in Berlin now?

    I live in Berlin, Germany. That means that unless I’ve specified I will be in another location at that time, you can assume I am in Berlin.

  • Do you tour/can you visit me in X location?

    At present, I do not tour and only take bookings in Berlin or nearby. If you cover travel costs, FMTY (travelling to visit you) is possible by special request in Europe only.

  • Can we meet at your place?

    I am available for incalls in Mitte on Fridays (sometimes also Thursday or Saturday) and outcalls throughout Berlin all other days. Outcalls may still be possible on incall days. If you cover the hotel costs in advance, I can host on a different day.

  • How do I know you’re real?

    Honey, do you really think anyone would bother spending thousands of euros and countless hours on a self-hosted website, professional photos, active social media accounts, and ID-verified ads on multiple sites just to make a fake profile? It is up to you to do your research on staying safe online. However, I find the suggestion that a scammer would go to this much effort and take such personal risks completely paranoid.

  • What can I do to make a good first impression and stand the best chance of getting to see you?

    Send a friendly message in advance only when you are sure you intend to follow through on booking, ideally via my contact form. Attaching a nice gift card always gets my attention. Please ensure you are typing with both hands.

  • What kind of person do you find attractive? What kind of clients do you not see?

    Eccentric dorks with good manners and a sense of humour. My experiences in this industry have taught me that chemistry is something we collaboratively craft.

    Your age (assuming over 18!), ethnicity, gender, sexuality, disability, neurodivergence, education level, prior experience, height, etc do not influence if I wish to meet you or not. My concern is that you are polite, organised in advance, hygienic, and communicative.

    Should this be your first foray into meeting professional companions, I recommend booking social time first or as part of our date. This is an ideal way to give yourself space to feel at ease and to get to know me.

  • Will you respect my privacy and discretion?

    Discretion is of vital importance to me. Short of zip wiring through your hotel room window, I’m open to discussing whatever arrangements will make you feel most comfortable provided this does not put me at risk. I am happy to sign an NDA when required. I ask that you return the same courtesy and respect my privacy.

    My accounts are all protected with 2FA. I always use a premium (Mullvad) VPN, secure web browser (Brave), and encrypted email service (Proton). As an independent escort, no one but me has access to our communications. I also use privacy screens on all devices and individual password protection on all messaging apps. I have completed several high-level trainings on online security and perform regular audits to identify potential vulnerabilities. I always recommend using Protonmail and/or Signal for communications if you are concerned about privacy.

  • Can I book you for a threesome?

    Can? You should. I am bisexual and would love to meet you with your partner or arrange for one of my friends to join us.

  • How can I pay? Do you take Paypal/bank transfer/etc?

    Unless otherwise agreed, full payment should be made in cash within the first minutes of our meeting. I offer a few other options for safe and private payment methods, including BTC. If we meet in public, please place cash inside something discrete, such as a gift bag or book. If we meet at your hotel or home, please put it in a visible location or hand to me on arrival. For payments in USD, please confirm this with me beforehand and add 20% to the total converted rate.

  • What is your deposit & cancellation policy?

    For some bookings, such as duos, 30% of the payment must be made upfront to confirm and the remainder paid in person. Deposits for incalls and travel are non-refundable in the event of a cancellation. Otherwise, the deposit may be transferable to a future appointment if you provide a genuine reason and give sufficient notice. In the rare event I have to cancel, any deposit paid will be refunded as soon as possible. The exception is if I am forced to cancel due to aggressive or abusive behaviour on your part.

    For short-notice cancellations by new clients not due to illness or an emergency, a 50% cancellation fee may be required (if a deposit was paid this would be subtracted) or I will not be able to schedule any future meetings with you. While I completely understand that plans change, there are far too many instances of deliberate time-wasting. This policy ensures that my time is respected, and I can continue to offer my services to genuine clients. If a cancellation is mutual (e.g. due to weather conditions), no fee is required.

  • Can I use you as a reference?

    You are welcome to use me as a reference a maximum of 3 times if we met in the last 6 months, provided you inform me beforehand and send a tip to compensate for the time involved.

  • Can I bring you a gift or tip?

    Gifts and tips are never expected but always much appreciated. For ideas, see my wishlist.

  • Do you speak English?

    Nope, not a single word. I wrote this entire website by randomly bashing the keyboard with my head and elbows, in the vague hope some comprehensible outcome would result. Sorry to mislead! Gdrftguhjfghjhjkl.

  • Can I review you?

    I permit verified reviews on Kaufmich only.